Facelifts: an alternative

 See the lift…

Feel no pain.

(from Avon promotion)

What woman wouldn’t appreciate a facelift? These days, it’s not uncommon for women to save up (or want to) for a facelift at their local plastic surgeon’s. After all, movie stars do it regularly. There’s problems, though. Getting a facelift HURTS. Surgery is messy. We’ve all heard the horror stories and seen the horrifying pictures of movie stars whose facelifts failed. Not only that, Prevention magazine found it their duty to inform us of the risks by publishing an article about women who died due to complications after getting their facelifts. 

Face it, a facelift just might KILL you.

Pun unintended.

That’s why Avon has released their Anew Clinical Thermafirm face-lifting cream. This “creme lifting visage” will give you an instant facelift without the pain, the bruised, the swelling, and the mess of surgery.

Results. No pain. What more could a woman ask for?