Advice on the Perfect Man
July 1, 2009 at 8:47 am 3 comments
Here’s some advice on choosing the perfect man.
Make sure that his brain is intact. Make sure that if his brain IS intact, that everything inside his brain is working fine. A handsome face may hide a blank mind. Or a handsome face may hide insanity.
Or worse.
When you choose a guy, never ever choose one that’s Brain Dead.
I found this cover on a website called New Concepts Publishing. It is a real cover. It is a real book. It’s a shame that the cover looks like that, because the writing might be pretty good. We’ll never know now, unless you decide to read the book. Perhaps cover Mr. Brain Dead with a brown paper cover.
I wonder why he’s brain dead. And why the main character falls in love with a man who’s brain dead.
However, let this be a lesson to all of you. Avoid the brain dead types. They can’t do much for you.
Unless brain dead types are the fashion. Some sort of ornament to hang on your arm.
(He also looks like he has breast implants, and that might not be a good thing. Fine, fine. Avoid the types with breast implants AND are brain dead.)
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ralfast | July 2, 2009 at 11:02 am
Not a lot of “redeeming” qualities on this one, with the fact that his brain is “Out of Order”.
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alantru | July 2, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Hah! Well, brain dead has its advantages. You know what you’re getting. There won’t be a lot of male blustering. But it also seems to imply watching a lot of sports (a danger of course even if he isn’t brain dead) and possibly having to help him with his bathroom functions.
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insider53 | July 6, 2009 at 1:43 am
You write about the darnedest things, yes you do.