Meet the Man of your Dreams! Coming up this summer… Part Second

September 9, 2009 at 9:46 pm 17 comments

In my past post, I evaluated seven of the 15 ways to pick up a guy this summer. But not just any guy. The Man of Your Dreams. The One.

These ways included such skills as acting like a total fool, and staring dreamily out of windows, waiting for your prince to come.

So let’s start where we left off: with Way 8.

238018488_bd983937faWay 8: Get sweaty! No, not the way you think. Which is probably X rated anyway. The authorities give an example of a young woman who found a fabulous boyfriend after joining a kickball team. If it worked for her, chances are it will work for you too. Plus the teams are full of athletic, fun-loving guys. Plus you can play off stress that stems from not having a boyfriend while giving yourself a chance to meet a boy.

Way 9: Hit offbeat dating sites. <insert picture of woman kissing laptop>

If you’re tired of seeing the same disappointing profiles, don’t give up on online dating all together.

You just haven’t been looking in the right places. You’ve got to find some weird, geekier places. Try searching “online dating” plus your favorite hobby. You’ll be guaranteed to find some mighty interesting people that way. Have fun, and don’t let the herpes get you down.

When all else fails, bring on the laptop LURVVVV just like the blissful lady in the stock photo.

320632482_6b423be995Way 10: Learn how his stomach thinks. According to another woman, the best place to meet guys is a restaurant. Chances are there will be a line of cute guys. And thus the chance to strike up a deep and meaningful conversation with a total stranger. While gazing deeply into his eyes over some chicken pot pie. And leaving, gazing longingly at the other while promising to keep in touch and exchange phone numbers.

By the way, learning how his stomach thinks implies that you have a guy in mind already. To strike up a conversation with him which would ultimately lead to love and a lifetime of gazing into each other’s eyes over a chicken pot pie dinner, one must know which restaurants he frequents, and follow him there.

Way 11: Make more female friends. Girl friends are awesome. They can help us out in the recycling plant business, among other things. However, they’re a stepping stool to a brighter future. You can actually use your female friends as a way to get to the man of your dreams. So when you go to a party, make a beeline for the most social, outgoing woman you can find. Not the hunk hanging around the hors de’oevres. (I think I spelled that wrong, too.) But the lady.

… An outgoing girl can be a fabulous gateway to a great guy.

Girl friends are not only the women we cry on after devastating breakups. They are recycling plant members, stepping stools, and gateways to a brighter future.

You can also stalk their Facebook pages searching for hot guys.

2194369053_5fa76afb66Finally, here are the last four additional ways, which are separate from the slideshow.

Way 12: Go to a coffee shop at 8 AM. According to blogger, it’s a “no-brainer way to make friends.” Like, duh. *bonks head*

Like, guy friends, in case you didn’t realize.

Because of the early time, guys won’t hit on girls. They’ll just be friendly and cute. Because there isn’t any alcohol, they won’t do bad things. Who knew how alcohol could change a person? You might want to reconsider the Twitter/Bar arrangement.

The only challenge is being chatty. But after 3 cups of coffee with 10 packets of artificial sweetener, you’ll have no problems.

Way 13: Conversation pieces are great things. Like the lady in the blog post who carried a cello around and ended up striking conversations with random people. While this was more of an accident than anything, it also works if you do it on purpose.

Because like girl friends, conversation pieces are a stepping stool to a better world.

Puppies are also good. They’re cute, fluffy, and people like to pet them. While they’re petting your poor innocent pup, you with your bright red lipstick (I am not making this up) will make a move on the hunk. Word for word, the blogger states, “So borrow a friend’s dog, put on red lipstick, and you’re good to go.”

Did they say “borrow”?

Yes, you read that right.

3281376114_0f2ba97780So if you have a talkative girl friend, that’s great. If you have a talkative girl friend with a puppy, that’s even better. Two more stepping stools to the gateway of heaven in one go!

Meanwhile, as I have no talkative girlfriends who have puppies, I’m going to walk around my town and carry a toilet. Anyone care to join me?

Way 14: Movie night. This is sort of like the recycling plant idea, or the Tweet Bar idea, but more overt. You have to each invite five people that the other persons have not met. So start it with two people, and end up with 11. You can either stare at each others’ friends awkwardly, or you can talk about general stuff, or you can hit it off famously, or you can just sit and watch the movie and binge on popcorn. As you can see,  you have lots of options.

I have no idea why the girl in the picture they used looks naked.

They recommend three movies: Surfwise, Man on Wire, and American Teen. Never heard of any of them.

Anyone up for a good ol’ Star Wars marathon?

You can eat all the popcorn yourself.

141406508_28f6f04506Way 15: Email all your friends. Say, “I’m single. I would like to date someone awesome. Do you know anyone funny and nice who would be up for an adventure? I’d love to meet him!”

Because this email conveys all the desperation and loneliness of a woman near to cracking point. And spam is the way to a man’s heart.

The funny thing is, all her friends emailed her back with suggestions, willing to set her up with some men. Though she was worried about sounding desperate (hehe, um, haha), she came off as honest instead. People were willing to set her up as a result.

Honesty is the best policy in such a case. If you’re desperate, be honest about it. If you are tired of being alone, be honest about it. Maybe some kind person will have a little pity on you and set you up with the Man of your Dreams.

So now that you have all the ways to meet the man of your dreams this summer, what are you waiting for? Go out there and do it, girl. Guys, play along. Who knows what will happen? Some of these ways may look pretty foolish, like carrying a borrowed puppy, but hey, they supposedly work. Who am I to question the love bloggers? And if you meet a girl who looks overloaded on caffeine at 8 in the morning at a random coffee shop, do not blink your eyes. Do NOT. It is all in the quest for the man of her dreams, who might be well be you.

Happy summer!

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17 Comments Add your own

  • 1. uninvoked  |  September 15, 2009 at 11:26 am

    And to think…I met my fiance by kickingthe !@#$ out of him in a war game. I must have been going about it wrong.

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  • 2. Bookjourney  |  September 26, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    What a fun post!

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  • 3. Bookjourney  |  September 26, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    I actually have a question… looks like you are using wordpress here. How are you getting your comments to number? That would be awesome for my giveaway posts! :)

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  • 4. Otto Mann  |  October 5, 2009 at 10:41 am

    I’m a guy and this definitely seems like a surefire way to pick me up!!

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  • 5. Anonymously Secret  |  January 27, 2010 at 2:24 am

    These is great advice. Bookmarking this page for the future hehe.

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  • 6. Bella  |  June 12, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    In the name of the sisterhood, sign me up for the stroll, or should I say “troll” through town, toilet in tow, searching for the man of our dreams. A woman’s gotta do what a woman’s gotta do! :)
    Bella

    http://gypsyroxylee.wordpress.com/

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  • 7. mct88  |  June 30, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    these are so awesome lol!

    i’ve done the “hey i want a date” but for the purpose of crossing it off my list (go on a blind date)

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  • 8. Noche de verano  |  July 10, 2010 at 2:03 am

    Hi!! Oh girl, so many true things in your great posts!! Very interesting blog, it´s like having a good chat with some girlfriends!!

    Have a wonderful day!!!

    CatherineLovesRoses

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  • 9. leia  |  July 10, 2010 at 4:57 am

    These are great tips! I already have the man of my dreams but if I didn’t I would definitely try these! :P

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  • 10. Jill Kemerer  |  July 10, 2010 at 8:44 am

    Love this! I actually laughed out loud at the e-mail approach–men do love to be spammed! Ha! Clever!

    Have a great weekend!

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  • 11. Jammer  |  July 11, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    These are awesome and I love your humor! I will also be bookmarking this page haha

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  • 12. Claire  |  July 12, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    I LOVE THIS! I am so glad I found your blog! These are hilarious and awesome ways to meet men . . . and as a single girl living in a city, I’m always down to hear new ideas and approaches . . . cause clearly whatever I’ve been doing hasn’t been working, haha! I can never figure out how to “follow” wordpress blogs, but I’m gonna try, cause I’m loving what you’re writing!

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  • 13. Dibakar Sarkar  |  July 13, 2010 at 11:26 pm

    Delicious writing! Really!

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  • 14. ellie  |  July 20, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    I loved your sweaty “part” there. Honestly, I have to wonder if pherms must be involved. I can say I did meet a guy who was rather enticing who had been walking the woods..now that that sounds strange, but he had had car trouble and was out in the country..and walked to my grandmother’s house (& she knew him) Anyway, definitely nurture those girlfriends..oh, and nothing like a wonderful conversation with someone. Loved the post.

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  • 15. RobynKelseigh x  |  July 21, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    I love your blog, gooood post! x

    http://robynkelseigh-x.blogspot.com

    Reply
  • 16. SWEATshirtDRESSshirt  |  July 23, 2010 at 12:19 am

    i loved reading this post! i read a similar article on a magazine website, but this one is so much more detailed and helpful! :)

    xoxo
    SWEATshirtDRESSshirt

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  • 17. Jess  |  August 2, 2010 at 9:48 am

    Love this post! Great advice!

    xo
    jess

    Reply

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