The Arabian Performance Artist’s Anarcho-Syndicalist Nurse
Suleiman, a tanned, muscular Arab in his twenties, is living out his dream of being a performance artist. He performs in towns and cities all over the country, specializing in anything from swallowing swords to trapeze art.
Plus the adulation does much to attract the beautiful young women. Suleiman, a notorious ladykiller, can thus ensure that he always be with a female companion… or two. Having been orphaned at the tender age of two, this young man knows no other way of life.
All this changes when Suleiman is struck with a debilitating disease. This handsome hero must give up the performance work that he so loves. Just like that, the girls stop visiting him.
Weak and lonely, Suleiman contemplates suicide when he meets the beautiful, young, nubile Bettina. The feisty blonde touches his heart like no other. However, she is an anarcho-syndical, part of an elite sect that denounces sword-swallowing and trapeze work.
The fires of passion rage as Suleiman and Bettina both realize that Bettina and only she holds the key to Suleiman’s cure — and his destiny.
I got this title from the Romance Novel Title Generator.
Here we have the formula for a typical eHarlequin or some other chain romance novel. First, there is the tortured hero. He has been orphaned and as a result cannot form emotional bonds to any other person (i.e., his womanizing minus the love). He has many partners and is a playboy. And he is hunky. I guarantee that i this becomes a real novel, his cover model will be waxed all over.
Of course, the partners disappear before or when he meets the One. I insert a dilemma here — he has a debilitating disease. (Fill in the blanks. Everything can be broken except where it counts.) Big problem!
Then he meets the One — who here is the typically feisty heroine. I used the word “nubile” to describe her, as it’s only one word and it gives the feeling that Bettina is shapely, buxom, and lovely to behold. She holds the key to his heart, etc etc. Anyway, Bettina in this case is the cure for Suleiman’s problem. That or the fire of their love. I also inserted a little quirk — she’s an anarcho-syndical. You can’t have a perfect heroine, after all. Just a nearly perfect one.
Have fun writing your own! With the Title Generator and the formula for romance novel success, you can never go wrong!
June 15, 2009 at 12:14 pm
One of my favorite sites ever has come up with an awesome romance novel title generator! As if the other one wasn’t enough or didn’t give you good ideas.
Here it is.
Guaranteed hours and hours of fun! This title works slightly different than the other one in that it starts with “The” and then gives you an adjective and then a noun.
“The Spastic Soldier”
“The Moist Selkie”
“The Diurnal Sausage”
“The Swollen Viscount”
“The Partially Dressed Stud”
“The Hardened Stinkweed”
By the way, the contest doesn’t apply anymore. That was 4 years ago. But for story ideas… that’s pretty awesome. I’d enter if it wasn’t 4 years ago.
April 30, 2009 at 10:19 pm
How many of you love reading romance novels? How many of you have wanted to write your very own romance novel but couldn’t think of a title? Plot, characters, etc all down. No title?
Or are you stumped as to what kind of novel to write? Need a title to get your creative juices flowing?
The Random Romance Novel Generator is your answer to this problem!
Simply click “Get Me a Title” and results will appear!
I had fun with it this morning and got some pretty awesome titles.
“The Viking History Professor’s Depraved Automaton”
“The Chinese Cowboy’s Sleep-Deprived Maiden”
“The Slavic Hundredaire’s Lovely Fishmongeress”
“The Highland Vampire’s Bashful Wet Nurse”
“The Mediterranean NASCAR Driver’s Bluestockinged Bride”
April 17, 2009 at 1:01 pm