The perfect lady and earrings
The perfect lady wears big bold earrings to make an entrance and to spark a conversation (O magazine).
I read in O and in Yahoo’s Shine fashion column that owning a pair of huge, “knockout” earrings are a staple (at least for this season). If I didn’t own at least 5 pairs of HUGE earrings, I was supposed to go out and buy 5. Now. I HAD to have them. Why? Apparently they’re not only necessary to make an entrance but make great conversation pieces! Now I can leave Aunt Boe’s antique chamber pot at home. Anyways. For the entrance, should I go for those gorgeous earrings that literally reach my knees? Or something like that model’s earrings. As big as my head. And if I were at a lost for words, I could always expound on the qualities of big earrings and what they do to my face! “The shape of these teardrops make my chubby face look longer.” I don’t have to make up stuff about my nonexistent love life anymore!
And lastly —
“Fashion people! You better not change the trends too fast, do you hear me?? I just got used to wearing big earrings, and I spent about $500 for the 5 pairs that the magazine said I HAD to have! So you better not change the trend next month to studs or something like that, because I’m going to be very upset!”