The Media and Boobies: What should the perfect lady think?

April 29, 2009 at 10:12 am 3 comments


The media has a big hand in the popularity of this surgery. Celebrities are some of the most famous people to get enlargements. And when they get it right, the whole world is made aware. Of course, when they get it seriously wrong, the whole world knows as well, leaving us to tremble and say, “Oh, I wouldn’t want that to happen to me!”

6a00d83451ffd469e200e54f6d95448833-800wiTo give you an idea, Nicole Richie is on their hall of fame for 10 hottest breast implants. Before, she was like a stick. Literally. Then afterwards, she has these large, perfect boobs on her slender frame. The site (click “get it right”) says that these new boobs have given her a lot of confidence as well. So it’s not just us who needs the boost. It’s celebs as well. 

Hilary Swank also is another one. Her doctor says, “People who have recently ended a long-term relationship quite often undergo plastic surgery. For many of them, it symbolizes a new beginning, or a transformation into a new person.” And after all, she did get her new breasts after her breakup with Lowe.

What about Pamela Anderson? She became famous after appearing in Playboy with massive boobies. You could also say that she was famous for her huge boobies. Later she removed them, shocking everybody. “How would Anderson’s fame be maintained without her implants?” In response she had surgery and went back to her old size, telling people that she didn’t feel like herself without them. People say that she was responsible for the craze in the United States as well as the reason why Australian women are rushing off to get mega-sized implants

heatherbadboobsWhat about the hall of shame? BOOO. Victoria Beckham is one of the contenders. The funny thing is that Pamela Anderson also made the list. Janet Jackson also did. Heather Mills is there on the right. Draw your own conclusions.

Apparently, big breasts are currently a popular trend in the video game world as well. It’s actually quite common to play a video game and see that the women characters have large boobs. Maybe that’s a reason that a lot of guys who play video games take on female characters. Because it’s fun to watch them walk around. Sometimes I wonder where breast surgery has a place in the video game world. 

Here’s one from the Japanese video gaming world.


And here’s another one from America. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. Does Lara Croft suffer from backache?


And here’s a link to the top 25 sexiest video game characters of all time. Warning. Some explicit boobies. And turn the volume down unless you want to hear a fat old guy talk about whatever it is he’s selling. 

What do they have in common? Big breasts. BIG breasts.

From a gaming forum:


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tsundere20061216-06The Japanese anime/manga world follows the trend of big breasts. Anime characters have implants, too. Or look as if they do. I remember reading Full Metal Panic and noting that Kaname’s bazooms had to be fake. They’re ginormous. The manga had a few pictures of her naked in the shower, as well as plenty of bathing suit pictures. I could dig up some but I really don’t feel like doing it. The interesting thing is that Kaname lived in Japan in a more or less modern world. Japanese women typically don’t have big bazooms. I’m Asian. I would know. 

The artist is a man.

I’m not sure where this girl comes from, but I found her somewhere. She’s probably fan art drawn by some teenager who has dreams of being a manga artist.


But she’s strong, looks like she could kick butt, has long hair, bandages that only emphasize her curvacious shape, and… the boobs. Whoo. 

Maybe I should have censored it a little.

They actually look quite like implants, if you know the difference

Anyhow, moving on. 

0109-9780373305605-bigwRomance novels are another example. The typical romance novel heroine has big boobs and a curvacious shape. If she does not have one, she goes out and gets one. Including the typical story line of a fat heroine who is shy and gawky and fat getting captured by pirates, making her forced to slim down within a year. What stays? The bazooms. Therefore they are implants. Remember Survivor? The show.

The heroine in this novel to your right has zee perfect boobs. And displays them proudly. The guy looks like he may be interested in her. After all, boobies! He’s a desirable husband, but she’s even more desirable. I wonder why he’s not peering down her shirt. The way she’s leaning over doesn’t make it that hard. 

Sorry, my mind is in the gutter.

fda50789-84ba-45ec-a6f6-2b52f57e49f0img100Notorious Lord, Compromised Miss by Annie Burrows has an interesting cover as well. Her blouse shows off her assets. And why not? 

It should be interesting to note that never once you’ll see a flat chested heroine in a harlequin romance novel. Every single one is beautiful, with cleavage that many would die for. 

From this blog post:

There is a 23% chance that your heroine can fence, knows about guns, and can ride a horse astride, if she has had an unconventional upbringing. She will definitely have long, flowing hair (of whatever color) and pert, milky-white breasts. (Be sure to check these on any potential Heroines so you know which one is the right one.)

Here’s another example. It’s rather graphic in nature (at least for the kiddoes) so I’m linking it instead of posting it here. However, the lady has her breasts bursting out of her clothes (pert is a bit too weak to describe exactly what it is her boobs are doing). The hero is gripping her thigh with furious strength. And he has a bad tan.

In conclusion: Big boobs = owned by celebrities, manga/anime female characters, video game girl characters, and romance novel heroines.

Why not you, too?


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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. insider53  |  April 30, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    thanks for stopping by my blog and commenting…. I love it when people do that. Boy what a topic. For myself I started out small but four kids took care of that and a reduction might be in my future. Back pain bites.

  • 2. alantru  |  April 30, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    Maybe one day when I’m a female anime charcter. Until then, I can only dream…

  • 3. leukothea  |  May 14, 2009 at 1:34 am

    Thanks for quoting me! I feel so honored! ^_^

    My husband usually plays female characters on “World of Warcraft.” When I asked why, he replied, “The view.”

    If you think all your examples are bad (and they are!), you should also check out the miniatures used for tabletop Dungeons & Dragons games. We have several hundred, and every single female one is ridiculously endowed in the boobular region.

    I’ve heard that in traditional Japanese society, breasts were not particularly sexualized. They were regarded as milk producers for babies. The back of the neck, however, if exposed a little too much, would get the traditional Japanese males very very hot! I wonder if there were any women worrying about whether the napes of their necks were sexy enough.


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