The Viking Earl’s Sleep-Deprived Wet Nurse

May 19, 2009 at 9:47 am 5 comments

Handsome and muscular, Beor is the richest Viking Earl in the land. His ships always come back from raids with plenty of women slaves and treasure. Yet Beor’s heart, for all his wealth, is cold and empty, for none of these can ease his loneliness. 

This changes when a baby boy is left at his doorstep. Beor reluctantly takes the child in, with the excuse that it would be no trouble to take care of the baby until his parent’s are found. However, the baby desperately needs a wet nurse.

His newest woman slave, the beautiful and feisty Rosalina, agrees to help. Her heart is sorrowful because her husband recently died after a short and unhappy marriage, leaving her pregnant and alone. Unfortunately, she miscarried, and the milk must be used for someone. So she agrees to help the earl.

However, Beor is attracted to this beautiful and sad wet nurse. Sparks fly between them, and they cannot deny their attraction to one another. Will the lovely Rosalina fill the empty space in his heart? Will he claim her to his heart as his bride?

I thought this up with the inspiration of the Romance Novel Generator. If I can write one, you can too. 

The Viking Earl I’m thinking about is “Pull My Finger.”

Thanks, Longmire.



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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. insider53  |  May 19, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    I like Sandra Hill, she writes a funny romp and there is the bonus of time travel occasionally.

  • 2. articulata  |  May 20, 2009 at 7:01 am

    Lovely! You made me laugh once again!!!

  • 3. productplacementtheblog  |  May 20, 2009 at 7:35 am

    I shall be calling my next child ‘Beor’…

  • 4. isaacespriu  |  May 20, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    *chuckles then snorts*

  • 5. alantru  |  May 21, 2009 at 1:14 am

    That IS hysterical!



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