Yet MORE perfect men

May 31, 2009 at 9:05 pm 5 comments

Here’s more of your favorite perfect men. I wonder where they sell them.

dangerousdashingWe meet Dangerous and Dashing Man first. He is a rogue, who manfully grasps a sword while leaning against an Ionic column. (How manly!) His white shirt is unbuttoned, yet tucked in. On closer look, it doesn’t seem to have buttons.

You’ll know that he’s the one if he sees you, rips open his buttonless shirt, and leans manfully against he nearest column while grasping his manly red sword in his manly fist.

(Notice the strange placement of his left hand.)

lordoffireThe Lord of Fire is the next one. This is the back cover of the book, I believe. 

No woman can resist this specimen. Especially his gaze where he turns toward you with his back to the sunset, his finger goes to his chin in a speculative manner, and his left fist goes to his waist. Angling his fully clothed body toward the right while gazing off somewhere to the right of you (his left). Just look at those blue breeches!

And his haircut! *swoons*

Truly irresistible. 

wishesI have saved the best for last. Wishes Come True is the embodiment of all the qualities you’ve desired. Remember when you blew out the candles on the cake at your last birthday? This is what you wished for. He looks exactly the same as Dangerous and Dashing Man, except more naked.

Kristi was walking in a misty cavern deep under the ground. Tired, she decided to stop for a break and a refreshing drink. Suddenly, out of the mist and fog emerged a naked man, gazing off at some point far beyond her. He was wearing The Magical Armband That Cuts Off Circulation which enables him to rise up through the mist once a year. Once he finds the woman of his destiny, the spell will be broken.

That is, if he can focus his gaze on Kristi.

Will Kristi’s wishes ever come true?


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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. grace  |  May 31, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    I am definitely saving myself for a mostly-naked man in an armband who rises from the mist. I mean, who wouldn’t?

  • 2. alantru  |  June 1, 2009 at 12:48 am

    Kristi’s wishes will come true, I suspect. There will be troubles and many more ripped shirts and a few adventures and misunderstandings, but I’m sure it will work out well by the final page.


  • 3. Megan  |  June 1, 2009 at 10:55 am

    I’m partial to the Lord of Fire — I dig that sunset and oh-so-elegant pose! 🙂

  • 4. leukothea  |  June 5, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    This made me laugh out loud! Thanks for guiding us in the neverending quest for the perfect man!

  • 5. WSW  |  June 5, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    Wish you would do a post on Edward Cullen in your trademark style!!


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