A life changed

June 2, 2009 at 11:45 am 6 comments

bodyshapertopbsmRecently, I saw a TV infomercial for something called the Kymaro Body Shaper. 

In this infomercial, happy, full-figured women were trying on the body shaper and oohing and ahing over the look of their bodies. Some of them talked about how skeptical they had been before trying this special underwear on. 

After trying it on, their lives were changed.

You can watch the video here.

What does this product claim to do?

New Body Shaper and Bottom Shaper are the fastest and safest way to take off inches in all the important places where we can’t seem to lose the weight. Plus, these two amazing undergarments smooth out the rolls and bulges, giving the simple look of a sleek and slender body. Everyone will be asking you how you lost the weight! No other shaper out there compares to this! Don’t forget we have a 30 day money back guarantee! 

We are always looking for new ways to get the plastic surgery results without having to go under the knife, as well as ways to lose weight with diet or exercise. We have Rodial’s Boob Lift and Nivea’s My Silhouette. Take it one step further and get the Kymaro Body Shaper! Like all the other products, this one will change your life. As the skinny ladies in the commercials announce, this product will turn you from a fat lady into a skinny one. 

And like all the others, the results are amazing. The infomercial includes testimonials from the many women whose shapes were improved by this product. Take Kristie, for example.

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Kristie Before (top) and After (bottom)

Modeled by sexy young women, the infomercial claims that this is the only way to get your body back, without plastic surgery, lots of makeup, or strict diet and exercise. In fact, you can lose up to 20 lbs instantly. That’s right, instantly! It focuses on the comfort of your body, with its special microfiber technology hugging your midsection, and distributing your fat evenly. “Just slip it on, and watch as the inches seem to melt away!”  It can help your posture, apparently. It also eliminates back and bra “buldge.” Yup, that’s right. Back and bra “buldge.” That means that instead of being concentrated on your tummy, the fat will migrate to other places, like your hips, thighs, and legs. 

In short, this product promises  you that you’ll be happier, thinner, and be able to zip up your dresses again. Say good bye to your rotund shape and say hello to a new, slim you! Just like the lady on the box.

The reviews are all positive, the testimonies of women with changed lives. 

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Oops, not that review. I meant this snapshot of the 5 star reviews! The only 2 star review in this bunch looks like the writer was misguided. 

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Of course, don’t check out this site that’s devoted entirely to Kymaro Body Shaper complaints. They say that its a scam and they’re found that it’s too good to be true. 

Some people have even issued a Buyer’s Beware. But of course we’re not listening.

Now for some cool trivia: this informercial has reached #3 among the top 10 infomercials in America. It stars the talents of voice actress Julie Williams. 

Try this product if you want your life to be changed. Do you want to zip up your dresses again? Distribute your fat evenly? Eliminate back buldge? And get thinner?This product is a must have in every woman’s closet.

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6 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Megan  |  June 2, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Wow, losing circulation in the groin area?! Sign me up! 🙂

    I’ll stick to forcing myself to drop the sugary candy and running three miles after dinner. It’s the only routine I can stick to at the moment! 🙂

    P.S. Gotten anything interesting in the mail lately? 🙂

    Reply
  • 2. angela  |  June 3, 2009 at 11:15 am

    Yeah, and what happens when the body shaper comes off? Will guys feel like thet’ve fallen for ‘false advertising’, lol?

    Reply
    • 3. David  |  June 4, 2009 at 10:45 am

      that’s what i was thinking XD

      Reply
  • 4. productplacementtheblog  |  June 3, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    The fact is, the fat has to go somewhere. And I find with these types of thing that it just bulges over the top. What do you do then, just trim it off like extra pastry on a pie?

    Reply
  • 5. stamperdad  |  June 3, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    Just a girdle remarketed with a nicer name. Amazing what ad execs can come up with.

    Reply
  • 6. alantru  |  June 5, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    I wonder if the dude pictured below i(n No woman can resist this specimen) is wearing one…

    Reply

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