The Face Wash which Changed My Horrible Life!

July 25, 2009 at 10:34 am 9 comments

Do you remember the sad fairy tale of the damsel who was the victim of horrible acne? Who ended up living happily after with perfect skin with all her life problems solved?

miley-cyrus-2009-oscars-03The former damsel indistress has truly devoted her Twitter to talking about this amazing new product which changed her life, in the hopes that it may help others as it has helped her.

Of course, it is a well known fact that celebrities, as friendly as they may seem, don’t talk to their fans. There’s simply too many fans who are urging for them to come to their country and tour or just “PLEASE PLEASE MILEY PLEASE FOLLOW ME MY LIFE WILL NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT YOU FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER”

They also know that as much as they might want to, they can’t go into a restaurant to hang out with their fans. They would be met with squeals of excitement and maybe a few tears.

“Miley Cyrus, you are my hero. I love you. Will you marry me? Can I take a picture with you? OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG *SOB*”


If Youtube and Twitter comments are anything to judge by.

Shortly after the incident when she first mention Sensai Kanebo cosmetics and the fact that it had changed Miley Cyrus’s life and pushed her to promote this product and “give others hope,” Cyrus has devoted numerous times on twitter to chatting with some of her fans and urging them to please please please try this new product. W

And see their life change before their very eyes.

*drum roll*

Which you know is a pretty unusual thing.

Of course, such a testimony can not be without pictures.


Miley posted this picture, sans makeup, to her twitter, adding a comment to it.


As she says, Sensai by Kanebo came into her life, and left her changed. They made clear skin possible for her.

They brought light where there had been only darkness.

Truth where there had been lies.

Clear skin where there had been pimples.

Redemption to a generation of teenage stars who had spent most of their lives with makeup coating their pimples.

(I love the lacy bra strap in the picture. And the pouty mouth. And the shiny nose. And the slightly red eyes. It looks like she scrubbed her face very hard.)

But notice something. She took the chance not only to praise Sensai, but to praise a lot of her favorite brands. The teen star loves her moisturizer and her 4 in 1 camellia balm, whatever that is.

Here’s a sample of her “chat” to her female friends that night.


There you go. The list of about 1% of the beauty products Miley Cyrus uses. Happy buying!

Notice that the star uses a lot of Jhlabeauty stuff. And talks about that a lot as well.

I told you in my last post about Sensai that the Sensai product that Miley’s specifically talking about costs a hundred dollars in total, not counting shipping. In response to a fan’s question regarding the cost:


Because a hundred bucks really isn’t much anyway.

*ticks off fingers* So far, we know that Sensai is a miracle. It is life-changing. It brings light where there had been darkness, truth where there had been lies, and clear skin where there had been pimples.


dude GIRL! Sensai brings SALVATION!

From what? I’ll leave you to decide.

However, I will say that it could be salvation from darkness, pimples, lies, a mundane life, and brings a release into the light of perfect skin heaven. Cue flashbulbs and paparazzi and runways. And squealing preteens. You might even get a date with Nick Jonas!

All that aside, several days after this chat with her fans about her beauty products, Miley Cyrus reported that the Good News had been shared, and one of her friends had found salvation.



The lesson we can learn from this is that celebrities usually don’t talk to their fans. However, if they want to talk about a makeup product, only then will they open up the lines of communication to rave about that new product and gather comments about said product.

We can also know that business will be brisk at Jhlabeauty as well as Sensai.

Finally, Sensai brings salvation. Miley Cyrus says so. So it must be true.

That is all you need to know.


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9 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Claire Collins  |  July 25, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    Well of course a hundred dollars isn’t much for beauty products when you have millions!

  • 2. sputnitsa  |  July 25, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    Gawd you made me laugh!!!! πŸ™‚ Light where there was darkness, indeed. Love it πŸ™‚ Clearly using my body scrub for my face is a poor, poor idea from the dark ages. πŸ™‚

  • 3. alantru  |  July 26, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    Miley Cyrus has never steered me wrong before! Bless her cotton socks!

  • 4. Anonymously Secret  |  July 27, 2009 at 3:20 am

    Oh I am convinced! I shall go buy Kanebo’s Sensai right away! Not to mention Loreal, Laura Mercier, Cetaphil and that cucumber extract spray.

    I worship you Miley Cyrus!

  • 5. Snowflake  |  July 28, 2009 at 9:08 am

    You seriously made me laugh. But also you made me think one thing: Oh my don’t you have too much time to read through her tweets? AND: Didn’t your brain explode at some point? Not?

  • 6. Julie  |  August 29, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    I know of one celeb who does talk back. Kathy Ireland. She’s pretty sweet, follows those that follow her (and aren’t total freaks) and answers her emails. She doesn’t pimp her stuff, much.

    But Kirstie Alley is just a total idiot. It’s sad, really. Types in all caps, can’t spell, and just…my’s horrid.

  • 7. KT  |  October 7, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    The “Jhlabeauty stuff” is from a woman who did Miley’s makup on the set of The Last Song. She has her own line of cosmeticts. That’s why she uses “a lot”

  • 8. jelo  |  December 23, 2009 at 6:47 am

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  • 9. Bri  |  January 31, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    I have considered the fact that Miley may just be advertising this product, but what for? You don’t see her being the face of all these products.. could it be that she is just a teen girl that took a moment to help others(girls that look up to her)? you know teens struggle with insecurities & think the celebs are perfect! Miley seems pretty down to earth.people are so quick to assume & judge. It is true that celebrities can’t really ‘hang out’ with their fans, because they are treated differently or don’t have the time with there busy schedules, but it doesn’t mean they think they are above everyone & that some of them don’t like to spread the word about good products, people do it on youtube all the time.. Anyways, I’m gonna take my chances & buy it when I get the money. I’m not a big Miley fan, but am willing to try anything if it works & look at her skin!! πŸ™‚


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